The Adventure Of Super Kamote

By David Letterman (daw… ewan ko lng kung totoo toh)

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There ar e not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. The re are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “psst… psst”.

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home”.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS…

1. Air Force One does not allow
overweight Balikbayan boxes!

joke joke joke!!

Pinoy nga nman!! Ganyan kagaling ang pinoy!!!

Bread Pitt is a bakery.
Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt , Makati
Caintacky Fried Chicken is an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.
Mang Donald’s is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.
Candies Be Love? Can anything be sweeter than this?
Doris Day and Night is a a 24-hour eatery.
Babalik Karinderia is obvious.
Holland Hopia is owned by Mr. Ho.
and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown
Miki Mao is a a noodle house.
Tapsi Turbi is a a tapa house.
Cleopata’s is a a manukan and bakahan.
Goto Heaven is obvious.
The Fried of Marikina is a a fried chicken house.
Wrap and Roll is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati .
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue , Mandaluyong.
Side-saki is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati
Let’s Goat-Together is a kambingan-cum- beer garden.
Meating Place is a a meat shop.
Meatropolis is a another meat shop.
Isda best,
Pusit to the limit,
and Hipon coming back
are entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant.
Cinna Von is a laundromat.
Pier Carding is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila .
The Way We Wear is a boutique.
Curl Up and Dye is a a beauty salon.
Goldilooks is a barber shop.
Bote Nga Sa ‘Yo is a used bottle shop.
Goldirocks is a gravel and sand shop.
Fernando Pe’s Box Office Hits is a video rental shop in Palawan .
Leon King is a Video Rental in Las Pinas.
Memory Drug is a clone of Mercury Drug.
Petal Attraction is a flower shop near UP Diliman.
Susan’s Roses is a flower shop, but of course!
Maid to Order is a maid-placement agency.
Singalong Sing-along is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).

Nyahaha, akalain nyo yun, nagkaroon na naman pala ng kakaibang kaguluhan dahil sa isang game show.. hmm kakaiba….

Wilyonaryo? hmm tama ba? nde kasi ako nakakapanood ng tv e, pero tingin ko ako na lang ata ang nahuhuli sa usaping ito… ako na nga lang ata ang huling nakaalam sa mga nanyari, pero paulit ulit ko mang panoorin talagang nakakagulat ang panyayari na binale wala lang ang pagkakamali.. nde ko sinasabi na tama si Joey, pero maliwanag naman na wala syang sinabi na masama tungkol kay willie.. nagtanung lang sya kung anu ang explanation sa panyayari..

Nakakatawa yung mga reaction sa youtube ehehehe…

Panu mo nga naman magpapaliwanag ang nanyari?

Daanin n lang ba natin sa iyak na walang luha? O sa paninisi sa iba? anu nga bang ang tunay na nanyari? bakit ba dalawa ang number sa isang kahon?

Ayon sa mga reaction, staff daw ang may kasalanan. pero sinung staff? may aamin ba nun na “AKO ANG NAGKAMALI?

Sige sabihin na natin may nagkamali, kelangan ba na isisi sa staff lagi pagnakamali? save yourself!! tama ba? kawawa naman ako na mababa lang ang position ako na lang ang laging may kasalanan…

Hmm bakit yung kinalalagyan ng ibang prize tama? e bat yun lang ang mali? hmm panu yun? e di sana hindi dun sa box na yun lumabas ang “2″ para sa 2Million, dva? nde ko ma getz bat nde nila kaya mag sabi ng sorry … at ipaliwanag ang nanyari sa mga taong humihingi ng explanation.. hayyyy kakaiba…

Tanong ng mga epal… “ANO BA TALAGA ANG NANYARI?

Masasabi ko lang “Explain First!!” kasi nde namin alam anu nanyari then “Don’t Complain!!” kasi wala ka namang karapatan mag complain if ikaw ang may kasalanan e..

Well, let’s wait and see na lang tayung mga chizmoso’t chizmoza eheehehe…

Oh ang puso nyo ha!! wag na kayo masyadu makisali epal lang namn tayu eh.. ehehehe..

Pero welcome naman ang mga reaction nyo dito eh.. maki epal narin kayo kagaya ko ehehehe =:P