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Francis Magalona (October 4, 1964 – March 6, 2009), also known as FrancisM, Master Rapper, and The Man From Manila, was a Filipino rapper, songwriter, producer, actor, director, and photographer. Often hailed as the “King of Pinoy Rap”, he was considered a legend in the Philippine music community. With the success of his earliest albums, he was the first Filipino rapper in the Philippines to cross over to the mainstream. He is also credited for having pioneered the merging of rap with Pinoy rock, becoming a significant influence to artists in that genre as well. He was also a television host on MTV Asia and on noontime variety television show Eat Bulaga! Magalona died seven months after being diagnosed with acute myelogenous leukemia.[2] Magalona was later awarded a posthumous Presidential Medal of Merit. The award’s citation noted that it had been given “for his musical and artistic brilliance, his deep faith in the Filipino and his sense of national pride that continue to inspire us.

Filipino hip hop and Nationalistic rap

In 1990, he released the groundbreaking album Yo!, the first commercially released Filipino rap album.[10] Yo! included several popular singles such as “Mga Kababayan” (My Fellow Countrymen), “Gotta Let ‘Cha Know”, “Cold Summer Nights” and “Man From Manila”. With tracks that featured politically conscious and thought-provoking rhymes in both English and Tagalog, Yo! was a big success and helped catapult Filipino hip hop from underground to mainstream status. It also marked the birth of Makabayang (Nationalistic) rap in Filipino hip hop.

Magalona remains highly respected in the Pinoy Rap scene

In 1992, Francis Magalona released Rap Is FrancisM (1992). With tracks addressing the various cultural and social problems that plagued his country such as drug addiction in “Mga Praning” (Paranoids), political instability in “Halalan” (Elections) as well as the detrimental effects of a colonial mentality in “Tayo’y Mga Pinoy” (We Are Filipinos), the record’s complexity and conscious message quickly earned it its classic status and became the standard by which future albums of the genre were to be compared. This album helped tag Magalona as one of the most politically conscious voices of his generation.

Magalona would ultimately be cited as the “King of Philippine rap”.[11] Magalona’s contributions to the genre have been featured in several international hip hop publications including the All Music Guide to Hip-Hop: The Definitive Guide to Rap and Hip-Hop (2003) published by Backbeat Books; as well as the May 2004 issue of the U.S.-based publication The Source. He was also given the Pioneer Hall of Fame Award by Empire Entertainment at the 1st Annual Philippine Hip-Hop Music Awards in 2005.[32]

Magalona was the recipient of the MTV Pilipinas Video Music Awards Generations Award in 2006 “in recognition of his career that has spanned decades and broken boundaries, and for his music which continues to inspire generations of artists and music fans both here and abroad.” He was the second person so honored, the first having been singer Gary Valenciano at the 2005 rites.

On March 18, 2009, the Philippine Government – through the efforts of the National Commission for Culture and the Arts[3] — recognized Magalona with by awarding him a posthumous Presidential Medal of Merit. The award’s citation noted that it had been given “for his musical and artistic brilliance, his deep faith in the Filipino and his sense of national pride that continue to inspire us.[33] [34]

His daughter Maxene has indicated that she intends to continue Magalona’s projects, including his The Sickos Project album with Buendia, and a documentary about his battle with cancer. The young actress stated: “We will coordinate with the people he had been working with, [...] I understand that Papa is a big part of history.”

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HAVE SOME FUN! THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY!

Bakit malungkot ang kalendaryo? * Kasi bilang na ang araw niya.

Eh bakit masuwerte naman ang kalendaryo?* Dahil marami siyang date.

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Grabe talaga ang mga iba diyan. Mahirap intindihin……

* sa kanila ang malambot “SUP”, ang sabaw “SUP”, ang sabon “SUP” pa rin.

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ANAK: ‘ Tay , anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner yun. Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!
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Mr. 1: Wow, first year wedding anniversary niyo na, anong gift mo sa misis mo? Mr. 2: Dadalhin ko siya sa Africa !
Mr. 1: Sarap naman, eh next year ano naman ang gift mo?
Mr. 2: Kukunin ko siya pabalik!!!
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What would happen if you have a wooden car with wooden wheels, a wooden chair and a wooden engine?
Ans: It wooden start!!!
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This is a Filipino making a long distance phone call….
Operator: AT&T, How may I help you? Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you’re calling? Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: Name of the party you’re calling? Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you’re calling phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?

Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of ElpidioAbanquel is Elpidio Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali,

Elpidio: E as in Elpidio,L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as inidio, d as in dio, i as in io, and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport,B as in Because, A as in airport agen, N asin
enemy, Q as in Cuba, U as in Europe, E as inimportant, and L as in elephant.
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This is a Filipino in an American coffee shop:
Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Pinoy: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.

Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs…fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?

Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Pinoy: Begyurpardon?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast?
Pinoy: Pan Americano
Waiter: We don’t have that.
Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.
Waiter: We don’t have that either, sir.
Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?

Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?

Pinoy: Donut plis….
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Two married men talking…
1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.
2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.
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Wife : Love, mahal mo ba ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
Wife : Enjoy ka ba sa akin?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kitae h.
Wife : Baka naman niloloko mo lang ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
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Anak : Tays! kakains nas tayos!
Tatay : Hoy! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng ‘S’ sa mga sinasabi mo ha! Ano ba ang ulam ? Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA !
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BISAYA 1 : Unsay ibig sabihon ng “cooling place ” ? BISAYA 2 : Pag-naga ring ang fon, sabihin mo ” Hilow, hus cooling place?
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A man wanted to buy bra for his wife but doesn’t know the size.
Salesgirl ask : “Is it as big as papaya ? ”
Man replied : “No”
Salesgirl : “an apple”
Man : “No”
Salesgirl : “ahh..an egg?”
Man : “YES , but fried!”
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Girl 1 : Halata na tiyan mo, bakit di pa kayo magpakasal ng BF mo?
Girl 2 : Ayaw ng pamilya niya eh !
Girl 1 : Sino may ayaw, tatay o nanay niya ?
Girl 2 : yung misis niya !
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Q: What does an American say when he farts?
A: Excuse me
Q: British?
A: Pardon me
Q: Pinoy?
A: Not me!
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A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink, when a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, “Whoever
can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can date me for tonight.”
So the White guy says “I love liver and cheese.” She says “That’s not good enough” The Black man says “I hate liver and cheese”
She says “That’s not creative” Finally, the Filipino says “Liver alone, cheese mine!”
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SIOPAO TEST
How do you know if siopao meat is made of cat, rat or dog?
Ans: Pinch a piece of siopao and let the cat smell it. If
the cat likes it…rat! If it doesn’t…cat! If it runs…dog!
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What’s the difference between corruption in the USA and corruption in the Philippines?

Ans: In the US, they go to jail. In the Philippines, they go to US!
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Bakit laging Intsik ang kinikidnap?
Kasi pag Pinoy – hulugan!
Pag Bumbay – 5-6!
Pag Kano – credit card!
E pag Intsik – C.O.D.!!!!
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TEACHER: What is the formula for water?
ERAP: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
TEACHER: That’s not what I taught you.
ERAP: But you said the formula for water was…H to O.

Pinoy nga nman!! Ganyan kagaling ang pinoy!!!

Bread Pitt is a bakery.
Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt , Makati
Caintacky Fried Chicken is an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.
Mang Donald’s is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.
Candies Be Love? Can anything be sweeter than this?
Doris Day and Night is a a 24-hour eatery.
Babalik Karinderia is obvious.
Holland Hopia is owned by Mr. Ho.
and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown
Miki Mao is a a noodle house.
Tapsi Turbi is a a tapa house.
Cleopata’s is a a manukan and bakahan.
Goto Heaven is obvious.
The Fried of Marikina is a a fried chicken house.
Wrap and Roll is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati .
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue , Mandaluyong.
Side-saki is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati
Let’s Goat-Together is a kambingan-cum- beer garden.
Meating Place is a a meat shop.
Meatropolis is a another meat shop.
Isda best,
Pusit to the limit,
and Hipon coming back
are entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant.
Cinna Von is a laundromat.
Pier Carding is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila .
The Way We Wear is a boutique.
Curl Up and Dye is a a beauty salon.
Goldilooks is a barber shop.
Bote Nga Sa ‘Yo is a used bottle shop.
Goldirocks is a gravel and sand shop.
Fernando Pe’s Box Office Hits is a video rental shop in Palawan .
Leon King is a Video Rental in Las Pinas.
Memory Drug is a clone of Mercury Drug.
Petal Attraction is a flower shop near UP Diliman.
Susan’s Roses is a flower shop, but of course!
Maid to Order is a maid-placement agency.
Singalong Sing-along is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).