The Adventure Of Super Kamote

27th August the world is waiting for….

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August 27 when Mars comes within 34.65 miles off the earth. be sure to watch the sky on Auguts 27 12:30 am. It will look liek the earth has 2 moons.

The Nest time Mars may cone this close is in 2287.

Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again!! =P

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up, she wants you back but she

is too scared she’ll get hurt and knows you’re gone forever!

when you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug she will just stand there

When u break a girl’s heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind..

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply,,

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around

When a girl answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds, she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can’t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future

When a girl says, “I miss you,” no one in this world can miss you more than that

–Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet, He’s listening to you…

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he’s wrong

When a guy says, “I’m fine after a few minutes he means it

When a guy stares at you, He wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

When you’re laying your head on a guy’s chest,he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages you everyday, he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it

When a guy says he can’t live without you, he’s with you till your done

When a guy says, “I miss you,” he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

Airline Cabin Announcements: All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in
flight  ”safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

CONTINENTAL AIRLINES

On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the  pilot said, “Ladies and
gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”


JAPAN AIR LINES

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before  assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.”


BRITISH AIRWAYS

“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.  Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”  


AMERICAN AIRLINES

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo , Texas , on a  particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight  Attendant said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the
Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!”

QANTAS AIRWAYS

Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: “We ask you to please   remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”

NORTHWEST AIRLINES

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a
Northwest flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”

PHILIPPINE AIR LINES

We’re now preparing to land at San Francisco International Airport. Kindly straighten up your seats, turn off all electronic gadgets, pull up your window shades and buckle up for safety. We hope you enjoyed flying with us as much as we did. Sa wikang atin po, tayo po ay papalapag na sa paliparang pangkalawakang internasyonal ng San Francisco. Paalala po lamang sa ating mga kababayan — ang mga unan, kumot, headset at iba pang kagamitan sa eroplano ay di po kasama sa pasalubong.  Huwag po lamang baklasin ang LCD-TV na nakadikit sa silya.