The Adventure Of Super Kamote

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up, she wants you back but she

is too scared she’ll get hurt and knows you’re gone forever!

when you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug she will just stand there

When u break a girl’s heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind..

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply,,

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around

When a girl answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds, she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can’t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future

When a girl says, “I miss you,” no one in this world can miss you more than that

–Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet, He’s listening to you…

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he’s wrong

When a guy says, “I’m fine after a few minutes he means it

When a guy stares at you, He wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

When you’re laying your head on a guy’s chest,he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages you everyday, he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it

When a guy says he can’t live without you, he’s with you till your done

When a guy says, “I miss you,” he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

(While many of the items in Part I might be true, Bob Lingerfelt (also married to a Filipina) of FilipinaWives.com thinks they are a bit misleading. After all, Filipina wives are not mere eccentricities, they’re also loving, nurturing women who typically do their best to make a perfect home. So after you finish reading the preceding list, try this one. It’s a bit more even handed.)

You may be married to a Filipina if . . .

• there’s always singing in your house, even when the radio’s off.
• your own mom, who was lukewarm about your marriage originally, now calls you long distance…to talk to your wife, not to you.
• your family announces that in the unlikely event of a divorce between you and your wife, she will always have a place to stay, but you better find a new family.
• your wife asks to get a job so that you will both have a little extra money, then thanks you for not complaining about having to drive her to work.
• your wife has a contagious smile.
• you both decide to divide your spare income, and you spend yours on a computer game or a power tool, only to learn that she spent her money buying clothes for you
• she might not have had a second pair of shoes growing up, but she’s rapidly making up for lost time.
• everything in your house is “namebrand”.
• you have a Western Union “Preferred Customer” card. Really.
• you complain when your wife tells you that longaniza is only for breakfast.
• you learn to like rice, even plain.
• you have a budget.
• she may only tell you she loves you once in awhile. But, she shows you that she loves you in everything she does and says.
• you go to sleep each night knowing you’re the luckiest man in the world.

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–Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly care about.

–Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

–Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him

–Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.

–Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

–Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

–Guys get jealous easily.

–Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

–Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

–Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

–A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

–Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

–Guys think WAY too much.

One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about
it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

–Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

–When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying,

“Please come and  listen to me.”

–If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

–If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when
you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

–When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don’t want you to disagree with them.

–When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

–Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

–A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

–Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

–Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

–Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

–If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don’t say they are like a
brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you
aren’t interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

–Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

–When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really
likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.