Itoy simpleng pag iisip lamang .. opinion at kuru kuro..

>> > sa luncheon meeting ba luncheon meat ang inihahanda?

>> > bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?

>> > ang lason ba pag na expire nakakalason pa din?

>> > bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?

>> > One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

>> > kung yung plural ng tooth ay teeth bakit yung plural ng booth ay hindi beeth?

>> > bakit eggplant ang tawag e wala namang egg? kung itanim natin yung egg magiging “eggplant”?

>> > bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isa’t isa?

>> > ang lamok ba kapag natutulog linalamok din?

>> > pwede bang maglagay ng baon mo pang dinner or breakfast sa lunchbox?

>> > bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan?

>> > bakit ang mga bading, hindi naman nanganganak pero dumadami?

>> > bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila open?!

>> > Bakit buo ang Sky Flakes? di ba dapat pag flakes, durog siya?

>> > bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?

>> > If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

>> > Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

>> > Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

>> > Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

>> > why do they call freegifts FREE GIFTS? arent all gifts free?

>> > If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant…what will you do?

> > After you take a bath you’re clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel.
Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn’t it clean?

>> > Why is the boxing ring “square”?

>> > If you expect the unexpected, wouldn’t the unexpected be expected?

>> > what happens when you get scared half to death twice?

>> > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

>> > How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become the past?

>> > o tingnan mo na napaisip ka tuloy…
dagdagan ko pa nga ng isa pa..

>> > pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at snow white?
– si Prince Charming?

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