Txt Quotes
Posted by: Dakilang Pasaway in Bloggie-Topia, Inspirations, Joke tYm, Text Quotes>> Some friends are worth to be thrown.. some are good to be kept and some are to be treasured..
and i think, you who needs to be thrown!
nyahahah!
in a treasure box.. to be kept forever!!
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>> An old lady was standing at ther railing of the ship holding her hat so tight that it would not be blown away by the wind
MAN: “Pardon me, i dont intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
LADY: ” Yes, I know. I need noth of my hands to hold on to this hat!”
MAN: ” But, madam. You must know that are not wearing any panties & your privates are exposed!”
LADY: “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”
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>> Pag niloko ka, wag kang iiyak…
pag iniwan ka, wag kang hahabol,
Pag sinaktan ka, wag kang mag makaawa
instead.. be proud and say…
“YES” available na namn ako!!
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>> Distance is not the reason to forget a special person like you,
Through this message, i wanna let you know
that you’re in my heart and mind..
wherever i go!
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>> Henry Ford– inventor of Ford cars once asked GOD,
” My invention is perfect… You invented woman and there’re mane flaws.
1. Front end is to protruding
2. Rear end wobbles to much
3. At high speed it chatters.
4. Inlet is to close to exhaust “
God replied
” You may be right but statistics show that men ride my invention than yours!! “
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>> Mr : (kissing wife’s shoulder) Hon, cge na!”
Mrs: (naiirita) Bumabagyo!
Mr: ayaw mo yun, malamig? cge na!
Mrs: Tanga! d kana nahiya!
ang daming tao dito sa evacuation center!
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>> I asked God for candle, He gave me the sun
I asked God for water, He gave the sea
I asked God for a cute friend, and i got you.. hahahah
Si Lord talaga, minsan mapagbiro!!! ehehehe
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