Archive for September, 2008

Sep 10 2008

Ang JOke JOke

Posted by: Dakilang Pasaway in Joke tYm

LIFE’S CYCLE

3 to 8 yrs. old : Paramihan ng toys.
9 to 18 yrs. old : Pataasan ng grades.
19 to 25 yrs. old : Padamihan ng syota
26 to 35 yrs. old. Pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45 yrs. old : .Palakihan ng income
46 to 55 yrs. old : Padamihan ng kabit.
56 and after : PADAMIHAN NG SAKIT!

 

Chinese Names

Born during the night = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yan
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka? = Nath Ting


 

Katapusan Na

Lumindol ng malakas noon. Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic!

Sigaw ng isang lalaki: ‘Katapusan na! Katapusan na!’

Sumagot ang isa rin lalaki: ‘Tanga! Akinse pa lang ngayon’!


 

COMPLETE VERSION

Dad: Anak bili mo ko soft drinks
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke!
Anak:Diet o Regular?
Dad: Regular!
Anak:Bote O Can?
Dad: Bote!
Anak: 8 oz. o Litro?
Dad: Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak: Natural o Mineral?
Dad: Mineral!
Anak: Malamig o Hindi?
Dad: Hampasin kaya kita ng walis?
Anak: tambo o ting ting
Dad: Animal ka!
Anak: Baka o Baboy?
Dad: Layas!
Anak: Ngayono bukas?
Dad: Ngayon na!!!
Anak: Hatid mo ko Indi?
DAd: Patayin kaya kita?
Anak:saksakin o barilin?
Dad: Babarilin!!
Anak: Ulo o Tiyan?
Dad: Pesteeeee!!! !
Anak: Ipis o Daga??
Dad: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

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