The Adventure Of Super Kamote

1. Girl’s always smell good even if it
is just shampoo

2. The way their head always finds the
right spot on our shoulders

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5 . The way they kiss you and all of
sudden everything in the world is right

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way it takes them hours to get
dressed but in the end it’s all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even if
it’s -30 outside

9. They look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you think
she’s the most beautiful girl on earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13 . The way they smile

14. The way you feel after you see her
name on your cell after you just had a
big fight

15. The way they say “lets not fight
anymore”- even though you know that an
hour later…

16. The way they kiss you after a fight

17 . The way they kiss you after you say
“i love you”

18. Actually..The way they kiss you…

19. The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20. The way they apologize after crying
over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it
to hurt *I think every girl is guilty of
this!

22. Then the way they apologize when it
does hurt (even though we don’t admit it)

23. The way they say “i miss you”

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so it doesn’t hurt her
anymore.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate
them, wish they would die or know that
you would die
without them, it matters not!

Because once in your life, whatever
they are to the world, they become
everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes, travel
the depths of their souls and say a
million things without
trace of sound, you know that your own
life is inevitable consumed within the
rhythmic beats of her very heart.

We love them for a million reasons, no
paper do it justice. It is a thing of
not the mind but the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

 4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Below is the list of LEGAL (or Regular) Holidays in the Philippines for the year 2008.

Note that some of the holidays have been moved to Monday as part of the Holiday Economics Policy of President Gloria Macapagal – Arroyo as per Republic Act 9242.

January 1 New Year’s Day

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, February 25 EDSA Revolution Anniversary (Pero baka hindi i-declare, )

LONG WEEKEND!!!! March 20 Maundy Thursday
March 21 Good Friday

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, April 7 Araw ng Kagitingan (in lieu of April 9)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, May 5 Labor Day (in lieu of May 1)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, June 16 Independence Day (in lieu of June 12)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, August 25 Ninoy Aquino Day (in lieu of August 21)

August 25 National Heroes Day

October 1 Eid’l Fitr (to be confirmed by the OMA: Office of Muslim Affairs)

November 1 All Saints Day (shiyet, it falls on a Saturday!)

LONG WEEKEND!!!! Monday, December 1 Bonifacio Day (in lieu of Nov. 30)

and the grandmomma of all long weekends,

a 12-day extravaganza:

LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG WEEKEND:

Wednesday, December 24 Official Last-Minute Shopping Holiday

Thursday, December 25 Christmas Day

 Monday, December 29 Rizal Day  (December 30 dapat)

December 31 Last Day of the Year

January 1, 2009 : Thursday is still a holiday…..