Archive for August, 2007

CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 20)
Capricorns aim for success in life. They want to excel in what they do and build a stable financial future for themselves. Sometimes, they can be too pampered to move out of their comfort zone. But they are achievers and don’t have any issues in life due to lack of confidence because they are quite secure. They are also easy to be with.

Career/Money
They are good at handling money and have a keen sense of business. They are good salespeople. They excel in the field of sales, marketing, business, finance, management and trade.

Love
Love can sometimes be complicated for the Capricorns because they long for their soulmate. Sometimes they can be too idealistic with their love partner. They long for a partner who will take care of them and will give them security that they secretly crave. They are compatible with Earth signs like Taurus, Virgo and Water signs like Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces.

Health
Most of the time, Capricorns push themselves to their limits specially when it comes to work. They have a tendency to skip meals and go on a crash diet. Self discipline when it comes to eating a healthy meal is a must.

AQUARIUS
(January 21-February 18)
Aquarians are generally aloof, but they are friendly once you get to know them. They are very intelligent and can converse very well. They are highly idealistic, have lots of original ideas, and are talented. They crave for attention, though. Aquarians are also hardworking and have a positive attitude most of the time.

Career/Money
Aquarians excel in administrative and humanitarian work. They are also great artists. Moneywise, some tend to be too indifferent with money. They prefer a stable personal life than financial stability. They will also do well in the field of science and medicine and can be great educators.

Love
Love relationships can sometimes stifle the free-spirited Aquarian. He/she needs to be in a relationship wherein there are no rules. Otherwise, he/she will seek another lover. But when in love, the Aquarian is very attentive and devoted to his/her beloved. He/she is compatible with Air signs like Gemini, Libra and Fire signs like Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.

Health
They need regular exercise to keep their mind active and alert always. A meatless diet is sometimes best for the Aquarians so that they can focus easily on their goals.

PIECES
(February 19 - March 21)
Pisceans have colorful personalities. They are not only creative and friendly, they are caring and nurturing as well. They are peace loving persons and hate arguments. They see the world as a peaceful and safe place.

Career/Money
Pisceans excel in humanitarian work, social work, nursing and medicine. They are also great artists: singer, poets, writers, actors. But when it comes to handling finances, they need someone to do the budgeting for them and live on an allowance as they have this tendency to spend on things that they don’t really need.

Love
They will pour out their love and affection to their partner. They are very loyal, romantic and sentimental. They seldom forget important dates. But they are also idealistic and sometimes, the harsh reality of life can be a blow to them. They must learn to build a solid foundation in the relationship to make it last. They are compatible with water signs like Cancer, Scorpio, and Earth signs like Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn.

Health
Pisceans are like sponges for they easily absorb the negative things around them. The best way for them to release stress and tension is through meditation or yoga.

ARIES
(March 21 - April 20)
Aries-born people are adventurous and pioneering. Being ruled by the planet Mars, they are passionate in everything they do. They want to accomplish many things in life and can be very obsessed with what they are doing, sometimes even forgetting to take care of themselves. They can be workaholics and perfectionists. They are also quick tempered though the outbursts do not usually last long.

Career/Money
Career wise, the Aries-born will do well in business as they are very enterprising. They will also do well in engineering, I.T. and in the military. Money is not going to be a problem as they can think of ways to make money. But the problem lies in how they should refrain from impulse buying.

Love
In love, they are compatible with fire signs like Leo and Sagittarius, and air signs like Gemini, Libra and Aquarius. They are loyal lovers, and wouldn’t hesitate to show or tell their partners how much they love them. They also love being cuddled by their partners.
They are very popular people. They have lots of acquaintances but can be quite selective when it comes to friends. A friend must prove his/her worth first before he/she can be called a true friend.

Health
Health wise, they are generally strong bodied though it helps to take vitamin supplements. They will enjoy sports and exercising or even going to the gym to release stress away from their mind and body.

TAURUS
(April 21 - May 21)
Taurus-born people are charming and are steady workers. They are reliable and dependable. They prefer to stay behind the scenes. They are cautious in nature and are not keen on sudden changes. The planet Venus rules over Taureans which is why they are artistically inclined and love beautiful things. They must control their tendency to be lazy, though.

Career/Money
Since they are steady workers, they can achieve their ambitions. They do well in careers that offer steady incomes rather than business for they value financial security very much.

Love
They are compatible with Earth signs like Virgo and Capricorn, and Water signs like Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces. In love, they tend to pamper their partners with gifts and good food. They are loyal to their partners but once they fall out of love, they wouldn’t hesitate to seek a new partner.

Health
They can easily gain weight so exercise and a balanced diet is a must. They’ll do well in any kind of sports that will show people their gracefulness.

GEMINI
(May 22 - June 21)
Gemini is the most versatile sign of the zodiac. The Gemini-born are friendly, imaginative, and sociable. Others will not find them boring, for they are logical and rational speakers; they can think and even act quickly. On the other hand, they can be quite inconsistent especially if they lose interest in what they are doing.

Career/Money
These people will do well in Media, I.T. related work and sales. They excel in research work as long as it’s not too technical for them. Working alone or in solitary confinement is a no no for Geminis as they need to feel the activity around them. In business, they are shrewd and cunning.

Love
It is important for Geminis to choose a partner that shares their interest and that they have intellectual rapport with. Their playful nature will endear them to their partners. They are compatible with Air signs like Libra and Aquarius, and Fire signs like Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.

Health
There’s a tendency for Geminis to change their routine every now and then. They need to sleep more so that they’ll maintain their good health. Of course, eating the right diet and loading up on fruit helps. They also need their exercise.

CANCER
(June 22 - July 22)
The Cancer-born are generally shy, but once you get to know them, you’ll discover that they are friendly and very loyal. They value their family very much. Their instinct is strong so they must heed it. They must also keep themselves from going with the flow and try to pursue their own interests as well. They love to cook and stay in the comforts of their home.

Career/Money
They excel in teaching, especially little children. Nursing and medical courses are also good choices for them as well as social work. Business is also possible except that they need someone who will guide them to stability.

Love
They are very caring and nurturing to their partners. But they can be quite emotional and prone to mood swings. They are compatible with Water signs like Scorpio and Pisces and Earth signs like Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn.

Health
Weight problems are typical issues for the Cancer-born. They need to control what they eat and have a regular routine exercise. Swimming is a great option. They need to control themselves from eating when they are depressed.

LEO
(July 23 - August 23)
Leos have commanding presence and rarely go unnoticed in a crowd. They are very organized and tend to expect other people to be like that also. They can be quite bossy, but it doesn’t mean that they are not great and loyal friends. They are also work driven and don’t want to waste time by sitting down and doing nothing.

Career/Money
They excel in theatre, judicial systems, banking and finance sector, teaching and fashion industry.

Love
Leos are sensitive to their partners, but they can’t help but be domineering at certain times. They are jolly and passionate lovers. But once you mess up with their loyalty in, don’t expect to be forgiven easily. They are compatible with Fire signs like Sagittarius and Aries and Air signs like Gemini, Libra and Aquarius.

Health
They are generally healthy. They will enjoy leisure exercise like dancing, ice skating and yoga.

VIRGO
(August 24 to September 22)
Virgos are practical and they are somewhat cautious when it comes to what they are doing. They are great friends once you get to know them although they may not appear too friendly to others. They are prone to worrying and this can make them lose focus on what they are doing. They need to discipline themselves when it comes to fretting because they can’t control delays and problems.

Career/Money
Virgos excel in writing, accountancy, teaching, research, and medicine. In business, they work steadily and will start on a small scale business first.

Love
Virgos have a tendency to be a slave to their lovers. Though they can also be calculating, they must not too idealistic. They need to enjoy being in love. They are compatible with Earth signs like Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn and Water signs like Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces.

Health
Like most Air signs, Virgos need to release their stress. Exercising is a must for them and even a regular 30-minute walk every day is helpful.

LIBRA
(September 23 to October 23)
Librans are the most harmonious people of the zodiac. They love beautiful things and surroundings. They are also the peace keepers and makers of the zodiac. But, they must watch against the tendency to always be concerned with other people’s problems. They hate being alone and prefer the company of friends and loved ones.

Career/Money
Money can be a problem to them because they are generous with it. They need to work and save. They excel in banking, customer service, the fashion industry and in fields of media.

Love
Librans are generally lucky when it comes to love. They attract the partner who will take care of their needs and pamper them. They are also very romantic. They are compatible with Air signs like Gemini, and Aquarius, and Fire signs like Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.

Health
They should eat more fruits in their daily meals to keep their skin glowing. They don’t really like strenuous exercise so a dancing lessons or regular massage will help them stay fit as well as a healthy meal.

SCORPIO
(October 23 to November 22)
Scorpios are remarkable people who wouldn’t hesitate to say what’s on their mind. They are good friends and your worst enemy. They are deep thinkers and want to keep themselves busy most of the time. They get sick when they are not doing anything. Even their mind is very active and sharp. They have long memories.

Career/Money
Scorpios are good at handling finances. Though at certain times, they can be stingy even to themselves. They don’t buy things that they don’t really need. They excel in the field of science, engineering, mining, trade. They are good detectives and researchers.

Love
In love, Scorpios tend to be too in love for their own good. Though this is nice, it can backfire on them sometimes because they forget to do things for themselves. They are compatible with Water signs like Cancer, and Pisces, and Earth signs like Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn.

Health
Healthwise, they must try to take problems too seriously. A nice outlet to release stress is to do aero exercises with friends. Eating more fruits and veggies is a must.

SAGUITARIUS
(November 23-December 21)
Sagittarius is the most adventurous sign in the zodiac, and Sagittarians are stable and dependable. Highly intelligent, they are always after their ambitions in life. They are also versatile and can be spotted doing different things and with different people from all walks of life. A Sagittarian is a natural born charmer and politician.

Career/Money
They excel in law, publishing, media, sales, marketing, politics, social work and even in medicine. Money is easy for the Sagittarius-born as they are generally lucky and can easily find work. They just have to learn how to spend their money wisely.

Love
In love, the Sagittarius-born is very affectionate. He/she likes giving presents and small surprises to his partner. He/she is also romantic so expect a candlelit dinner from him/her or dining in a posh restaurant. He/she is compatible with Fire signs like Aries, Leo and Sagittarius, Air signs like Gemini, Libra and Aquarius.

Health
Sagittarians are health buffs. They are keen to keep themselves fit. Eating healthily and exercising are essential to them.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

And
even better Hardly Working =

8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 12 + 26 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 166 %

“REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY
BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.”

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are
going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of
nutrients to the brain causing brain
degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain
arteries, leading to a decrease in
mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and
may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the
absorption of proteins and nutrients
causing malnutrition and may interfere
with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen
consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted
air decreases the supply of oxygen to
the brain, bringing about a decrease in
brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long
term deprivation from sleep will
accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered,
increases the concentration of carbon
dioxide and decrease concentration of
oxygen that may lead to brain damaging
effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness
may lead to a decrease in effectiveness
of the brain as well as damage the
brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our
brain, lacking in brain stimulation
thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely

Intellectual conversations will promote
the efficiency of the brain