The Adventure Of Super Kamote

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

And
even better Hardly Working =

8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 12 + 26 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 166 %

“REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY
BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.”

1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are
going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of
nutrients to the brain causing brain
degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain
arteries, leading to a decrease in
mental power.

3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and
may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the
absorption of proteins and nutrients
causing malnutrition and may interfere
with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen
consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted
air decreases the supply of oxygen to
the brain, bringing about a decrease in
brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long
term deprivation from sleep will
accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered,
increases the concentration of carbon
dioxide and decrease concentration of
oxygen that may lead to brain damaging
effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness
may lead to a decrease in effectiveness
of the brain as well as damage the
brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our
brain, lacking in brain stimulation
thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely

Intellectual conversations will promote
the efficiency of the brain

1.) Fine : This is the word women use
to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not
permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a
word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to #3
for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the
most dangerous statements a woman can
make to a man. That’s okay means she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or Faint. Just say
you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of
saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’
For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn
them about arguments they can avoid if
they remember the terminology.